when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”“Old sport”
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
people who can pull off an ugly face and still look 10/10 attractive are the reason why i cry at night
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone