slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

bestnewtrack:

this is my fursona

bestnewtrack:

this is my fursona

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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me: *accidentally clicks something*
me: *drags it across the screen so it can't open*

virguin:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

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if you’re a s t r o n g  f e m a l e you don’t need permission

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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sexyseventhgrader:

a headline I wasnt prepared to read

sexyseventhgrader:

a headline I wasnt prepared to read