sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”
'babe, what's the safety word'
'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'
this is my fursona
theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
the app store has really stepped up its game
i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes
SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
a headline I wasnt prepared to read