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preciousegg:

going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

6woofs:

Fluffneck Luka (old photo)

6woofs:

Fluffneck Luka (old photo)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

greenleefs:

life would be 99% better if the lord of the rings soundtrack played in the background

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

ratedmirr:

She was preaching

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.